My Perfect Girl...

photo courtesy of Kaptain Kobold

...is one to which I would sing this song by Toy Horses.

Now I just have to find out where she is hiding!

But What About the Future?

(click above to go to their site and listen to the song)

We're alright now, but what about the future?

You've got an IQ thats so bloody high,
and i watch rugrats and it makes me cry.
If i drink so much that i miss my flight
would you drive to the airport in the middle of the night?
There's a thousand things that I'd do for you
but I'll never miss an episode of Doctor Who

These days won't last for ever,

could you make it last forever?

Well I'm just a geek, and you're no fool.
You'll have to tell me what to wear so that I can look cool.
Say I take a test online one day
and the results say I might be 42% gay
Well if this makes you laugh and you still want me
you'd better wait until you've met the family .

These days won't last for ever,

could you make it last forever?

And we will both like Steven Fry
hes such a clever fucking guy.

Oh my...

And if we've got no money just a clapped out van
We'll 'ave an ironic trip to a caravan.
We'll sit in the van in the seaside town
feeding chips to the seagulls as it chucks it down.
And then one evening for a special treat
We'll have a nice curry while the kids are asleep.

These days won't last for ever,

could you make it last forever?

but if we do quite well then I'll make you ski
we'll go twice a year and you'll be cross with me
but we'll live in a house with a swimming pool
you'll have ducks and chickens and an aga too
in the summer you can go for a daily swim
and I'll buy a TARDIS and I'll stick it in the gym.

These days won't last forever,

could you make it last forever?

but we will both like Steven Fry

hes such a clever fucking guy.

Oh my...

We're alright now, but what about the future?

and then one day when we're really old
and when we're all cutched up so we dont get cold
you'll be dressed in purple and i'll be fat

and I'll kiss you on the cheek
so what d'you think of that?

These days won't last for ever,

would you make it last forever?

These days won't last for ever,

would you make it last

could you make it last

would you make it last forever?